I guess my mum thinks I’m constantly on Google’s start page
me: [writes text post about bees]
my son: what’s a bee?
me: [fighting back tears] friends that aren’t around anymore
me making an apperance at family parties
shout out to the peaceful skeleton communitity
dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio
This, ladies and gentlemen, is pure sexism in everyday society.
i cant believe 14 year olds are having sex and getting drunk. when i was 14 i had snowy white hair and glowing green eyes i could walk through walls disappear and fly i was much more unique than the other guys
5th grade sex ed more like